Department 42: Exit Strategy Division, Form 42-1

Official Government Document

This document outlines the procedures for exiting the planet Earth. It's a thing.

Section 1: Emergency Procedures

If you are experiencing an imminent threat to your existence, follow these steps:

1. Acknowledge the threat.
2. Contact Department 42 via secure channel (red phone only).
3. Provide detailed description of the threat, including any relevant evidence.
4. Wait for further instructions.

Section 2: Non-Emergency Procedures

If you are simply seeking to exit the planet for leisure, follow these steps:

1. Consult with local travel agents.
2. Choose your destination (e.g., Mars, the Moon, or a nice beach resort).
3. Purchase tickets or rent spaceship.
4. Depart Earth via designated departure portal.

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Disclaimer

By accessing this document, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks involved in intergalactic travel. Department 42 is not responsible for any damages or losses incurred during or after exit.

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